septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

(via deducing-at-warp-speed)

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

(via hackedmotionsensors)

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

supes magestic comment ftw

(via messessentialist)

991 Plays

thenamseal:

Blood on the Risers the song of the United States Army’s Airborne Unites

(via donmalarkey)

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

(via sexxyspiderman)

charliebartowskis:

Did you like that [Peggy Carter] was a strong capable woman instead of “please help Captain America!”? Yeah, f*ck that (laughs). And why not, she was in a position where if she was like that, she wouldn’t be of that position. And when she says “I know what it’s like to have a few doors slammed in my face,” I think because she’s this attractive woman who’s beautifully made up, she had to fight a little bit harder to get where she is to prove that she’s capable. And I think that’s great because there’s a kindred spirit between here and Steve, there’s an equality about them and I love that. I think of women in the forties like Bette Davis or Katherine Hepburn, or my grandmother and I think “wow, they knew their power as women, so beautifully.” And Peggy in the script had that too, and I love that about her.

(via bob-genghis-khan)

creepypyramid:

I speak the language of the sjw’s, allow me to translate their more popular phrases

"Male tears"

Translation: “i am a bully and i love it”

"Check your privilege"

Translation: “i don’t like your opinion, so i’m going to use something you were born with to censor it”

"It’s not my job to educate you"

Translation: “i have no idea what i’m talking about, but the internet said something was true so it must be”


Thank you for your time

Boom

(via ughsocialjustice)

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

(via hannigramthings)